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Cindy Tonkin - January 14, 2026

Original words and tune by Dan Schneider

Go to Randy Dandy Shanties main page

So I thought I’d try my hand at making shanty shoes
I got me some leather and some cobblin’ tools
I put em all together and they looked real good
They’re sturdy and they’re comfy they protect my foot

So we’re gonna buy some shanty shoes
And though they might not be good for you
I promise they’ll try to make you feel good
And it’s made with 100% ingredients too

For lunch I thought about making some shanty food,
I pulled fibre and protein and vitamins too,
I put em all together and it tasted good,
Delicious and nutritious and probably good for you

So we’re gonna buy some shanty food
And though it might not be good for you
I promise it’ll try to make you feel good
And it’s made with 100% ingredients too

We met with Eureka to get some shanty booze,
We infused a neutral spirit in a big ole still,
We used native botanicals to get it tasting good,
We out our heart in the heart of the run before diluting to proof

So we’re gonna buy some shanty booze
And though it might not be good for you
I promise it’ll try to make you feel good
And it’s made with 100% ingredients too

Go to Randy Dandy Shanties main page

Dan had a hand in developing Eureka Shanty Club Gin. It definitely has 100% ingredients.

Click here for more Shanty originals from Randy Dandy Shanty Club.

Here is the official Shanties site. Please do not contact me about Shanty business – I’m a fan, not a captain. Talk to them on [email protected], Instagram, or their web page.

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