Original words and tune by Surry Hills Sarah.
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[Chorus]Well there’s plenty of fish in the sea, girls
There’s plenty of fish in the sea
But the ones that I catch don’t seem quite the match
And the fishing takes a toll on me
[Verse 1]
Now his profile might seem quite fine, girls
He’s cute and he goes to the gym
But the grammar is a challenge, chat isn’t his talent
Has the muscles but he seems a bit dim
[Chorus]
Well there’s plenty of fish in the sea, girls
There’s plenty of fish in the sea
But the ones that I catch don’t seem quite the match
And the fishing takes a toll on me
[Verse 2]
Now the next one has made it oJ the app, girls
Quite a few of my boxes he ticks
But as he walks in the door my jaw hits the floor
Cuz he sure wasn’t bald in the pics
[Chorus]
Well there’s plenty of fish in the sea, girls
There’s plenty of fish in the sea
But the ones that I catch don’t seem quite the match
And the fishing takes a toll on me
[Verse 3]
Another week and it’s another date, girls
This one’s tall, square-jawed and trim
But he hasn’t asked me a single fucking question
It’s like no one even matters but him
[Chorus]
Well there’s plenty of fish in the sea, girls
There’s plenty of fish in the sea
But the ones that I catch don’t seem quite the match
And the fishing takes a toll on me
[Verse 4]
Ok finally we’ve got a live one, girls
And we’re heading back to mine
But turns out he never learned how to give in return
Or to always take his time
[Chorus]
Well there’s plenty of fish in the sea, girls
There’s plenty of fish in the sea
But the ones that I catch don’t seem quite the match
And the fishing takes a toll on me
[Verse 5]
Now I’m bi so maybe I should just date girls
And on the men I call it quits
But you have to understand women can be just as bad
Well except at certain bits
[Chorus]
Well there’s plenty of fish in the sea, girls
There’s plenty of fish in the sea
But the ones that I catch don’t seem quite the match
And the fishing takes a toll on me
[Chorus]
Well there’s plenty of fish in the sea, girls
There’s plenty of fish in the sea
But the ones that I catch don’t seem quite the match
And the fishing takes a toll on m
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