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Willy Wonka Wonka


Cindy Tonkin - July 15, 2025

Original words by Jake Nelson, to the tune of John Kanaka

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CHORUS:
Too-ri-ay, oh, too-ri-ay
Willy Wonka, Wonka, too-ri-ay

VERSES:
I thought I heard my grandpa say
(Willy Wonka, Wonka, too-ri-ay)
Today will be a golden day
(Willy Wonka, Wonka, too-ri-ay)

[CHORUS]

Who’s the master chocolatier?
(Willy Wonka, Wonka, too-ri-ay)
Hasn’t been seen outside in years
(Willy Wonka, Wonka, too-ri-ay)

[CHORUS]

Who made fudge from Augustus Gloop?
(Willy Wonka, Wonka, too-ri-ay)
The great big greedy nincompoop
(Willy Wonka, Wonka, too-ri-ay)

[CHORUS]

Whose new gum did Violet chew?
(Willy Wonka, Wonka, too-ri-ay)
Swelled her up and turned her blue
(Willy Wonka, Wonka, too-ri-ay)

[CHORUS]

Who gave Veruca Salt the boot?
(Willy Wonka, Wonka, too-ri-ay)
Threw her straight down the bad nut chute
(Willy Wonka, Wonka, too-ri-ay)

[CHORUS]

Who shrunk Mike in his TV?
(Willy Wonka, Wonka, too-ri-ay)
And then gave Charlie his factory
(Willy Wonka, Wonka, too-ri-ay)

[CHORUS x2]

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